modest mouse tattoos that do not reference the song “float on.”

(Source: in-a-perfect-w0rld)



the doctor’s report said “deserved it.”

the doctor’s report said “deserved it.”

(Source: gladiatormice)



rylandblackington:

correcting someone on fall out boy lyrics is like correcting someone on math homework we both have a pretty good chance of being right but theres also a huge chance that we’re both wrong too



  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what


christmas came early

christmas came early

(Source: trsdaily)




i don’t care what you do, just be happy.

but don’t be a hater, cause haters are so nasty.

new life anthem.

(Source: Spotify)